TBQ Cast For Hawaii 5-0 Season 3

Honolulu, Hawaii. In a startling turn of events, the hosts of the Two Beer Queers video podcast, have signed on to be apart of the season 3 cast of Hawaii 5-0. A source who goes by the code name, Kaleo Craypani, states that their contracts are for $30,000 per episode and a lunch and 2 dinner dates with actress Grace Park. The source goes onto say that Russel Kealoha will be playing Kamekona’s entrepreneurial cousin and sidekick, Kamehilo.
“The Kamehilo character will be introduced in the season premiere. He will help push next season’s storyline in which the 5-0 group try to infiltrate the ‘Manapua Man Mafia.’ It’s going to be some exciting television!”
Bully O’Sullivan will also be in the season premiere as “Random-Local-Guy-Who-Looks-At-Criminals-As-They-Run-By.”
“I think this is a great opportunity to show my acting chops” says O’Sullivan. “Garuns I going get the groupies after they see my performance. The 5-Ho’s better start lining up to the left!”
When asked if Kaeo Kepani has been casted for the show, Both replied, “Screw That Guy!”